Some context for this video:
I’m doing stand up between bands at a punk show at The Funeral Home. Â I went up after a band called Brain Car decided to try to deliberately walk the entire crowd by playing 15 minutes of unlistenable noise while their singer shouted “WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ALL WALK OUT” and danced around without pants. Â And I don’t mean “without pants” as in “in his underwear.” Â I mean “no pants” as in “his tiny penis still haunts my dreams, bouncing in Morse code that spells out H-U-M-A-N-I-T-Y-I-S-N-O-T-W-O-R-T-H-S-A-V-I-N-G.”
Did I pull it off?
Obviously, or else I probably wouldn’t be sharing this with you.
But it wasn’t easy. Â Play the video for the rest of the story.