Hardcore Comedy!


Some context for this video:

I’m doing stand up between bands at a punk show at The Funeral Home.  I went up after a band called Brain Car decided to try to deliberately walk the entire crowd by playing 15 minutes of unlistenable noise while their singer shouted “WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ALL WALK OUT” and danced around without pants.  And I don’t mean “without pants” as in “in his underwear.”  I mean “no pants” as in “his tiny penis still haunts my dreams, bouncing in Morse code that spells out H-U-M-A-N-I-T-Y-I-S-N-O-T-W-O-R-T-H-S-A-V-I-N-G.”

Did I pull it off?

Obviously, or else I probably wouldn’t be sharing this with you.

But it wasn’t easy.  Play the video for the rest of the story.

Eric Lingenfelter

Hi. I'm Eric Lingenfelter. I love jokes. I've loved jokes for my whole life, even back when I was too young to really "get" them. Since 2009, I've been writing and telling my own jokes. I've gotten such rave reviews as "What the hell is going on?" from some cosplayer girl at UB Con, and "What the fuck is wrong with that guy?" from some drunk guy in the back of the room at Nietzsche's, and "HAHAHA!" from receptive audiences all over the ding dang place! If I don't make you laugh, I'm sorry. If I do make you laugh, I'm sorry. Visit my website at ericlingenfelter.tumblr.com for more good stuff.

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  1. uncle Dave L

    Eric — Cool — Keep it up