Articles Posted in the Blog Category
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Eric Lingenfelter Destroys: Eric vs. The SAD Monster
This one’s about depression. Specifically, my depression. And also crappy sitcoms. But mostly depression. I can’t promise that you’ll think it’s hilarious, but I can promise that you’ll think it’s an episode. (I rule at…
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Eric Lingenfelter Destroys: Now With 100% More Santorum!
Full disclosure: I put the finishing touches on this post while listening to “You Make Me Feel Mighty Real” by Sylvester, who might be the gayest disco singer to ever gay up a disco, and…
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An Eric Lingenfelter Destroys Christmas Carolishy Thing!
What is the true meaning of Christmas? Christ·mas [kris-muhs] noun 1. the annual festival of the Christian church commemorating the birth of Jesus: celebrated on December 25 and now generally observed as a legal holiday…
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Be not afraid…
Past generations of WNYers, why is it that you are afraid of the next generation? I understand that for years, the next generation has left you, and gone elsewhere to find success. Has that left…
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Love Don’t Live Here
October 31, 2011. For many it was an awesome day full sugar rushes and naughty nurse costumes. For me it was the day that mankind’s flame of true love was extinguished. Sadly it is the…
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Eric Lingenfelter Retorts, Round 1: Eric vs. George F. Will
I’m putting Eric Lingenfelter Destroys on hiatus until after my wedding because, surprisingly enough, I have more important things to do during the daytime, which is when my neighbors aren’t trying to sleep, than scream…
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You wouldn’t know Thelma and Louise if they went down on you…
Yesterday a story broke about two women who had committed over THIRTY burglaries. Simple stuff, home invasions, stealing your watches and laptops, nothing like robbing a bank or anything of the sort.Let me be clear…
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Pajama jeans are for overachievers..watch THIS
Please feel free to point out your favorite part of this commercial. Yes, there is a product called Forever Lazy. America, you’ve gone too far. My favorite is “party with your friends”
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Lucille Ball Comedy Festival, how do I put this…
**Disclaimer: I can come off a bit dismissive and even bitter-esque when I get going about a topic. That is not my intent here. I truly think this is an awesome event, there’s just this…
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Eric Lingenfelter Destroys: Episode 11
Who says I can’t do Episode 11 after Episode 12? (I was going to make a borderline racist joke here about how being at war with Arab countries absolves us from having to order our…
