Headlining is the Queen of Buffalo comedy Kristen Becker! She has opened for Maria Bamford, Todd Barry, Doug Benson just to name a few and she is the host of the Dykes of Hazard Variety Show.

Featuring :

Rick Matthews – Opened for Judah Friedlander and Orlando

As always hosted by Phil Machemer!

Monday Feb 27th!
Doors at 7:00

$7

This show is the one year anniversary of 3 Guys Walk Into A Bar producing monthly shows at Boulder Coffee Co. in the South Wedge neighborhood of Rochester, NY, and we’re going to make it a great night of stand-up for everybody that comes out.

The line-up features 2 of the founding members of 3 Guys Walk Into A Bar, one of favorite new comics, and a producer/on air personality and all around funny guy from 98 PXY… can you guess the lineup yet? Alright I’ll just tell you.

Jimmy LeChase will be hosting.
Kevin Ricotta will be opening the show with a short set.
Bryan Ball will be featuring.
PAT DUFFY will be your headliner for the evening!

All this for $5!

We’re so excited to celebrate our 1 year anniversary with a great show and the great fans we’ve gotten to know over the past year. It really means the world to all of us that so many of you have been so supportive and helped us grow. So come celebrate with us and we’ll have great time! Hope to see you there.

Boulder Coffee Co.
100 Alexander Street
Rochester

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Doin’ Time comedy is partnering with Canvas 1206 to bring you a new open mic room.

Walk up sign up style, ALL AGES welcome.
Folks wishing to perform should show up at 7:30 to sign up.

Drink Specials! Amazing Food Menu!

EVERY MONDAY NIGHT!
NO COVER!

EXCLAMATION POINT!

Hosted By Jamie Bono and Kristen Becker

www.canvas1206.com

Storytelling begins at 8pm, but come down early to sign up and listen to Celtic Sessions before. its a great way to spend a Saturday!

If you want to tell a story, come on down with a 6-8 minute story and drop your name into the hat. we will draw names from the hat to fill the remaining slots.

Featured Storytellers

Kat Horan
Stacey Watson
S. Alexander Smith
Chris Smith
Jamie Bono
Connie Joyce

FREE SHOW
Nietzsche’s
248 Allen Street
Buffalo, NY
14213

CLICK IT- Courtesy of Dan Rice

Club 55 is located at 55 Main st in Tonawanda,Ny
Doors open at 7 p.m.

18 and over show

Eat, drink, and guffaw… again… at O’Comedy! Laugh the night away during the third night of stand up comedy at O’Connell’s, featuring Buffalo’s most hilarious comics—paired, of course, with delicious food and drinks from O’Connell’s.

A great night of comedy featuring:

Brian Herberger
Rick Matthews
Eric Lingenfelter
Dan Fisher
and your host Tony Rizzo

$10 cover that includes one drink.
A variety of $5 appetizers will be available also.

Check out @OComedyBuffalo on Twitter for chances to win free drinks and other interesting prizes.

Space is limited, so call ahead to reserve your spot! 716.877.8788

Have you noticed how every relationship you’ve ever had has been a nuclear wasteland of disappointment? That’s because you don’t know what to write on the inside of Greeting Cards. Everyone knows that greetings cards are the key to any successful courtship (source: Thomas Edison), and that little extra you add to your Valentine could be the difference between rounding 3^rd base and getting stabbed in the eye with the stem of a broken wine glass.

Here are some helpful tips to spice up your card… and don’t just underline Hallmark’s words like my Mom.

Step 1- Use the word ‘love’ at least 4 times. People love the word ‘love’. Look at you. You just read that sentence and it’s littered with the word ‘love’. Even still, you’re reading. If you don’t love your Valentine, don’t give them a card. You’re just giving them false hope and that is mean.

Step-2 – Use Synonyms. There are, like, 8 different words for ‘rub’. Don’t just keeping writing ‘rub’. He/she is going to get bored. Try using ‘caress ‘, ‘grind’ or ‘smear’.

Step-3- Don’t point out too many of his/her flaws. While it’s okay to keep your significant other in their place by reminding them that they’re far from perfect, it is supposed to be a love letter. Try to be nice.

Step-4- Don’t draw a bunch of penises on the outside or inside of the card. Just trust me.

Step-5-Describe, in detail, exactly what you want to do to them.

Step-6- If you’re writing the letter ‘i’, dot it with a heart. It’s adorable.

I hope you enjoyed these free helpful tips. I’m certain they will help you melt your lover’s heart. If these tips don’t work, try oral sex.

What better way to celebrate then with some comedy?

Did I mention that this show will feature SIX gradates of a comedy class (always exciting and fun) and feature some of the best comics in the area?

Performances by

Bill Neilsen
Adam Hernandez
Beth Slazak
Daniel Falkenbach
Theresa Shanahan
Jason P

And Many Others…

PLUS it is the first chance to pick up Kristen Becker’s Debut Cd (download only) “How COULD She?”

TWO reasons to spend Valentine’s day with Doin’ Time comedy!

www.dointimecomedy.com