“There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.” -Kurt Vonnegut I like that quote a lot, but I’d like to amend it. Sometimes, you’ve got to be…
This one’s about depression. Specifically, my depression. And also crappy sitcoms. But mostly depression. I can’t promise that you’ll think it’s hilarious, but I can promise that you’ll think it’s an episode. (I rule at…
Full disclosure: I put the finishing touches on this post while listening to “You Make Me Feel Mighty Real” by Sylvester, who might be the gayest disco singer to ever gay up a disco, and…
What is the true meaning of Christmas? Christ·mas [kris-muhs] noun 1. the annual festival of the Christian church commemorating the birth of Jesus: celebrated on December 25 and now generally observed as a legal holiday…
Tragedy struck the comedy world on Saturday, December 3 when Herman Cain suspended his presidential campaign. You’ve heard Jon Stewart’s take on this heartbreaking event. Now, hear the take of a man who has 0.004…
This one’s all about Occupy UC Davis, that scumfuck Lt. John Pike, and all the assholes who don’t think what he did was wrong. I’m kind of surprised I finished this one without having a…
Upload MP3s using free MP3 hosting from Tindeck. I’m returnin’ like the livin’ dead. I’ma put my oh-pinions in ya head. Click the fuckin’ play button, like I said. I didn’t fuckin’ say that?…
I’m putting Eric Lingenfelter Destroys on hiatus until after my wedding because, surprisingly enough, I have more important things to do during the daytime, which is when my neighbors aren’t trying to sleep, than scream…
Welcome to the first episode of ELD’s all new, all audio format! Why no pictures, you whine? Because I’m lazy. kind of a perfectionist…
This one’s a continuation of some of the themes I touched upon in Episode 11: love, loss, longing, lingonberries, and people who do things that I disapprove of at concerts who I would never confront…