I help a shitty terrorist do better next time. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/user/askaneric Send me questions! Email: askaneric@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/eplingenfelter Tumblr: http://ericlingenfelter.tumblr.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/eric.lingenfelter.92 Questions can be about anything from aardvarking to Zeta Metroids, I’ll answer them…
Nick Tonery asks me a personal question, and I give a personal answer, though I dipped it in a vat of goofaloof joof (that’s “juice” in 2-Year-Old) because I’m scared of sincerity! Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/user/askaneric Send…
I get a puzzling question about making mouth love, upload a video about it, and am horrified to discover that the first two tags that YouTube suggests for it are +Hannah and +Montana. That is…
Fully explaining depression to someone who’s never experienced it is almost impossible (though that could just be the depression talking). Everything you say either seems too simplistic – “It’s like being really sad. No, like,…
February 14 was Valentine’s Day. If you’re like me, that sentence is a “no duh” statement on par with “water is wet” or “fire is not a good substitute for underwear.” If you’re not like…
My wife and I recently moved into my dad’s house so that we could save money to move to Chicago later in the year. It was a bit of a pain in the ass, but…
Its a new year, so you know what that means: new crackpot theories about the apocalypse! Will the apocalypse happen on 2/1/2013 because it’s the last day of this year where the numbers in the…
An asshole who I immediately unfriended posted this on Facebook a few days ago: I’d like to know what the people who agree with this picture think would have happened if Japanese-Americans took up arms…
In Django Unchained, which I still haven’t been able to stop thinking about, there’s a scene toward the end where Django shoots off a naked guy’s dick. The shot flashes by in less than half…
Happy New Year, everyone! Sorry for skipping the last couple of weeks. Jesus made me do it. Now let’s talk Django. Django Unchained was my most anticipated movie of 2012. It’s a Quentin Tarantino blaxploitation western.…